Daddy do bath.
Daddy help me.
And what about mommy?
Ehh, we don't need her.
I've tried to remind her that I carried for nine long months, that I fed her for ten even longer months, and that I pushed her out of a very small hole in my body, but honestly, she doens't appear all that impressed with these accomplishments.
What an ungrateful (and yet adorable) child.
|I fear I may even be second best|
to her new favorite hobby of nose picking