Don't even think about ringing that doorbell.
Can't you see the sign?
That's right. No soliciting, sucker!
*A special thanks to my husband who pointed out to me before I started all the embroidery that I spelled "soliciting" wrong. I'm not quite sure what "solititing" is, but I'm guessing that the sign wouldn't have the same effect.
**And an extra special thanks to Jenny Hart of Sublime Stitching for the luchador embroidery pattern. Genius...as always.